Ed Balls MP (ontheballscity) wrote,
Ed Balls MP
ontheballscity

*desperately scribbles note on paper*

help i think the fucker's drugged me i can't stop smiling this is worse than when we stuck alistair's head in the loo and his head went toilet-duck blue.

avenge me
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It's good for publicity, alright? We've got to convince people that you're like brothers, or something close.
*giggles hysterically and scribbles faster*

yvette this is serious we're fucking bonding and i can't stop and i've agreed to play with his kids and come to his fucking birthday party and we all know what a Miliband party looks like
Be honest, you enjoy a thorough discussion about fiscal policy as much as any Miliband.

How long do these drugs last for?
*struggles not to rub cheeks*

*or Eskimo kiss*

*or crawl up into a ball and start fucking purring*

jesus yvette help
*grabs arms and tries to hold still*

Fucksake

What did he put in this?

I should have asked-


STAY STILL.
*whimpers, but stills*

*blinks pathetically*

I picked up wet towels for you.

*squeezes eyes shut in self-hatred*
*holds hands*

I know, honey, and I appreciate it.

where did that come from?

I still make you pick up my stuff-


*looks carefully at Ed*

Are you really okay about Ed Miliband? Or is something bothering you?

ontheballscity

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ontheballscity

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Go home. Drink water. Sleep. Keep yourself safe. If he's spiked your drink, I'll fucking punch him.

D'you want a hipflask for Christmas?
S'okay m-mate, 'Vette's sorted it.

*grins and stumbles*

Sadiq-ey gave me them so I wouldn't be grumpy for the article, and I wasn't was I?
Fucking Sadiq. I'll be having words with him.

Grumpy's better than drugged, mate.
*giggles and leans on shoulder*

Me-meinister of state for health, not for fuh- fucking fishface.
Erm. *pats shoulder* You're not making a great deal of sense, mate.

You don't have any plans for public appearances, do you?
*shakes head somewhat drunkenly*

N-not unless something big ha-happens in pohl- pohl-

gov'ment n-

*BlackBerry vibrates*

Oh fuh fuck a bis-biscuit
Stay out of the way, mate. You can't be trusted not to say something completely mental - everyone knows you can't handle your substances.
Buh-buh-buh defence bu-bu

fuck

budget, And- Andy

*lurches forward suddenly*

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